Tuesday, 23 April 2013

Here is a poem for anyone taking part in the "Fun with ATOS" event

I love my illness, I love the pain!
I love it more and more each day.
I love my assessor, she is the best!
I love ATOS and IDS.

I love my condition and its medication,
I'd hate for it to go away.
I love my mobility, pain and fear,
And piles of pills that grow each day!

I think disability is really swell,
There's nothing else I love so well.
I love to scrounge from my peers,
I love their leers, and jeers, and sneers.

I love ATOS and its helpful staff;
I hug them often though they won't care.
I love each letter and every invitation.
I'd love them more if they believed.

I'm happy to be here.  I am.  I am.
I'm the happiest scrounger in the land, I am.
I love this illness, I love these pills.
I love the stigma that it brings.

I love disability - I'll say it again -
I even love those friendly men.
Those friendly men who've come today,
Without qualification to say my disability has gone away!

I love unemployment poem

I love unemployment, I love the JSA!
I love it more and more each day.
I love my advisor, she is the best!
I love her boss and IDS.

I love my sitting room and its location,
I'd hate to have to go to work.
I love my furniture, worn and frayed,
And piles of bills that grow each day!

I think unemployment is really swell,
There's nothing else I love so well.
I love to scrounge from my peers,
I love their leers, and jeers, and sneers.

I love my job centre and its helpful staff;
I hug them often though they won't care.
I love each sign on and every job application.
I'd love them more if they replied once in a while.

I'm happy to be here.  I am.  I am.
I'm the happiest scrounger in the land, I am.
I love this unemployment, I love these bills.
I love the sign ons with my helpful advisor.

I love unemployment - I'll say it again -
I even love those friendly men.
Those friendly men who've come today,
In clean white vans to take my last possessions away!

Thursday, 18 April 2013

A Poem about unemployment written by my hubby

What else can one do but sit and stare
No job, no prospects, but full of despair
Same old shit, day after day
Draining each ounce of life away

Lose your interests, lose your mind
Enjoyment of life, becomes hard to find
There are loads of jobs, so they say
Lying shits, peddling shite each day

At the job centre, advisor calls your name
To the desk you go, each the time the same.
You show them your evidence, bit by bit
But upon you they look, as if you’re a piece of shit

Then like clockwork, propaganda they spout
Ask for their opinion, but not a brain cell about
Sign on the dotted line, and then it’s time to leave
A fake smile and wave they give, who are they trying to deceive

Two weeks till sign on, please job please appear
Free me from this cycle, this depressing sphere
Release me please, from the job advisor's pit
So I may not be looked upon, like a piece of shit

Onwards in the search, never giving in
This next application, please let it be a win
Suit Clean and ready, interviews I need
I need a Job, in order to succeed

Unemployment is not forever, the job centre will see
Maybe they lose their jobs, and their job advisor is me
Because you reap what you sow, and in the kindness you lack
If I’m ever your advisor, maybe that is the attitude I give back.

Tuesday, 9 April 2013

Eating well with next to no money: Chicken

This week I managed to create 14 servings from 1 medium sized chicken, and a friend of mine suggested I add it to this blog as it might help other low income people.

My husband and I had a roast chicken dinner (2 servings), 2 different casseroles which lasted 4 meals in total (8 servings) and a bacon and potato soup (4 servings).

Ingredients

1 medium Chicken (often in a 3 for £10 offer at the supermarket or around £4 each)
1 large bag of carrots
1 bag of potatoes
3 parsnips
1 swede
5 onions
dried herbs like thyme, parsley, rosemary
garlic (I use the Lazy Garlic as I find it works out cheaper than fresh)
100g suet
Self raising flour (about 300g)
Chicken gravy granules
2 rashers of Bacon

Day 1 - Roast Chicken

Prepare the chicken for roasting by sprinkling some seasoning on the skin, what ever flavours your prefer. Roast in the oven at 180C for around 2 hours (check the packaging of your chicken, as this depends on the weight).

Prepare potatoes, carrots, and 1 parsnip for roasting. I don't peel the potatoes as there are lots of nutrients in the skins. I also don't bother peeling the carrots unless they look a bit manky.

Put these veg in a roasting tin that has some oil in the bottom.

Peel and quarter 1 onion and add this to the roasting tin as well, roasted onion is lovely. Roll the veg around so that they are all coated in the oil.

45 minute before the chicken is cooked put the veg into the oven, this means they should be cooked at the same time.

Make any other bits you want for your roast dinner i.e. stuffing, yorkshire puddings etc.

When the chicken is cooked, check if the potatoes are fully cooked by stabbing them with a fork. If they aren't, leave them in the over for another 15-30 min. You can cover the chicken with foil to keep it warm, this is also supposed to make the chicken juicier. Just before you are ready to serve up, make the gravy.

If two people are eating this meal, you get one chicken breast each, if you eat more, you wont have enough left for the other meals, but the amount of veg you've done should make this into a filling meal.

Day 2 - Prepare stock and then casseroles and soup.

Stock

Peel and quarter 1 onion and put it into a large (the largest you have) pan, this is for the stock.

Now you need to remove the meat from the chicken carcase, this is a bit messy, but very easy. First pull the legs off, remove the skin and put this in the pan for stock, remove the meat from the legs using your fingers, knives are useless for this job. Put the chicken meat onto a plate, and the bones and stuff into the pan. Next move onto the wings, there isn't much meat on these, but there is some, get as much of it as you can. Now you are left with the body of the chicken, there will probably be some meat left in the breast area, there are also bits and pieces on the back, again pick off and set aside as much as you can. Break the body in half, this helps it fit into the pan.

You should have a plate of chicken meat, and a pan with all the bones and skin. Cover the contents of the pan with boiling water, and put a lid on it. Simmer gently, I use number 2 on my electric hob, for about 2 - 3 hours. Then turn the heat of and leave it to cool.

Once it's cool, drain the stock into another large pan or dish. Once it is fully drained, bin the chicken bones. You now have home-made chicken stock. This will be used in the 2 casseroles and the soup, you could prepare them all today if you wanted to, or prepare one today and refrigerate the stock, and half the chicken for up to 4 days (rough estimate here), or freeze them for longer storage.

Casseroles x 2

If you have 2 large casserole dishes you can make them both at the same time which will save electricity, if not save half the chicken and a third of the stock, in the fridge/freezer and make the second casserole another day.

For each casserole, put half the chicken into a casserole dish, add diced potatoes, carrots, parsnip, onion and swede (if you make sure the veg is all roughly the same size it will all cook at the same speed). Add some herbs and seasoning, what ever you want. Then add a third of the stock to the casserole dish, if this doesn't cover the meat and veg, just add some water. 

Cook the casserole in the over for 45 min at 200C.

Then use the suet and flour to make dumplings, tasty, filling, and cheap. Follow the directions on the box of suet, this is very easy. Put the dumplings on top of the casserole and cook for another 20 - 25 minutes at 180C.

Each casserole should provide 4 servings, if you want more food just cook some extra veg to go on the side, I'd recommend some cabbage, lightly stir-fried for about 5 min.

The left overs can be refrigerated or frozen.

Soup

Chop up two rashers of bacon, and dice 1 onion, put these and the crushed garlic into a large pan and fry for a few minutes, if they start to stick add a spoonful of stock to the pan.

Dice potatoes, carrots, and any parsnip/swede you have left into small ~1cm cubes and add to the pan. You can also add any other veg you have like leeks or cabbage, but wait until the last 15 minutes of cooking time for this.

Add the stock (a third of the total amount you made) to the pan, if this doesn't cover the veg, add some water. Add any seasoning you want, I added a few chili flakes to mine. Bring to the boil, them simmer gently for about 30 min until the veg is tender.

This should make at least 4 servings, it can make more if you add a bit more bacon, and more veg. Leftovers of this can also be refrigerated or frozen.


In total this cost me less than £10, for a family of 4 you will have less chicken left after the roast dinner, so will only be able to make 1 casserole, but you will still be able to make the stock and soup, perhaps add more bacon and veg to the soup and use two thirds of the stock for the soup, so that it makes 8 servings.

Enjoy.

What is there to celebrate?

Yesterday, an old lady suffering from dementia died, she was a mother and grandmother, her friends and relatives will be saddened by this loss.

This lady's name is Margaret Thatcher, former British Prime Minister, and according to some people, the most hated and vile person to have lived. I feel they exaggerate slightly. Yes the poor suffered under the government which she led, yes unemployment rates grew, and I know about the miners and all that other evil stuff she (on her own, nothing to do with the rest of the government) did to this country.

You can probably see already that I do not believe that one person can be held responsible for everything that happened during her time as Prime Minister.

As for the cries of "Thatcher, Thatcher, milk snatcher!" she is not entirely to blame, the Labour (yes Labour, those champions of the working classes) government withdrew free milk for 11-18 year olds in 1968. Then the Conservative government of Edward Heath withdrew it for 7-11 year olds. So who really snatched the milk? Also, having spoke to many people who remember and hated, I mean hated with a passion, the warm, slightly off, school milk which they were forced to drink, was it such a bad thing to remove?

I am not saying that I agree with the policies of the Conservative government led by Thatcher, but I really don't believe that she should be held solely accountable for those policies. In the 23 years since her term as Prime Minister ended, why haven't the actions of her government been reversed? Not even the Labour government of the the late 1990's and 2000's changed things back to the way they used to be in the good old days.

The worst thing I've seen (mostly on facebook) since Thatchers death, is the people who criticise her for being totally lacking in human compassion and feeling, demonstrating that they too are lacking in these qualities. I also saw someone comparing her to Hitler, really? Really? Read some history, she was nothing like Hitler.

Seriously, is now the time to throw a party? Guys? Are you forgetting the massive cuts that the current government are making? Are you forgetting that they are privatising our most precious asset, the NHS? How is throwing a party and pissing on an old ladies grave going to change anything?

If you actually hate the policies that Thatcher's Conservatives put in place, then you probably hate what Cameron's ConDems are doing now. If that is the case, stop your partying, stop pissing on graves, and change the things that can be changed!

"And when they seek to oppress you
And when they try to destroy you,
Rise and Rise again and again
Like The Phoenix from the ashes
Until the Lambs have become Lions
and the Rule of Darkness is no more "

Monday, 1 April 2013

"Living" on £53 a week

So the generous and kind-hearted Ian Duncan Smith believes that he could easily live on £53 per week, what a load of bullshit.

My husband and I are both on Job Seekers Allowance which means as we are over 25 years old and a couple we get £110 per week to live on. When I say live, I mean survive. So that's £55 per week each. We have been like this for just over 6 months now, so things are starting to wear out.

I thought I would provide IDS with an example of what his £53 would need to cover based on my own experience.

I will work with monthly figures (per person) and assume that a month is 4.5 weeks.

Income - 4.5 x £55 = £247.50

Out goings excluding food/toiletries etc -

Electricity - Winter £45 / Summer £22.50 / Average £33.75
Water - £15
Internet/Telephone - £20 (required to complete job searches)
Mobile phone - £13
Credit Cards/Catalogues - £30

TOTAL - £111.75

Remaining money to spend on food/toiletries/travel/etc - £135.75 (per month)

Which is £30.16 per week for food and travel etc, all those other things that are needed.

OK with £30 you can feed one person for a week, if you are sensible, but it has to be well thought out and planned in advance.

If I need to get a bus in Bristol it will cost me £4 per day, so walking it is unless absolutely necessary.

Or what if my jeans wear out, even in a charity shop you are looking at a fiver for a new pair.

Gods forbid that my washing machine breaks or something like that.

Also the electricity figures, they are spending the bare minimum on electricity, I don't have the water heater on, too expensive, and we had next to no heating on during the winter, and none on since the 1st March, it's been freezing. My house has been roughly 10C throughout the winter. To stay properly warm I would probably need to spend £60 per month on electricity during the winter, pushing the average up to £41.25.

We don't have TV, so there is no TV licence needed, that saves us about £20 per month (I think, not had a telly for years), so £10 per person.

Also if IDS has a spare room or two he would need to find 15-25% of the rent, so for my house I would need to find £37.50 - £62.50.

So if I included these extra expenses in the calculations my monthly outgoings would be between £166.75 and £191.75, leaving me with £55.75 to £80.75 per month (£12.39 to £17.94 per week to live on). I doubt that anyone could buy enough food, toilet paper, toothpaste with that pittance to live or even survive on.

Please IDS try it and see for yourself, TWAT.